Bubbling Neckwear Headwear

This sophisticated dark top hat is accented by a festive red band, a sprig of holly, and a trailing ribbon that suggests you’ve just come from a very fancy winter gala. It comes pre-equipped with a permanent, whimsical trail of soap bubbles, ensuring you leave a squeaky-clean impression wherever you go. It is the perfect accessory for the mercenary who wants to look dapper while maintaining a suspiciously fresh scent.