Current Conductor Yule Hog

Elevate your fashion sense with this gourmet topper, featuring a thick, diamond-scored slab of ham fashioned into a stylish top hat. The brim is tastefully garnished with a ring of lettuce, a slice of pickle, and a dollop of potato salad for that true holiday centerpiece aesthetic. It’s the only headgear on the market that’s equal parts formal attire and portable buffet. Just try to resist the urge to take a bite out of your own head while on the front lines.