Dead Presidents Pencil Pusher

Look the part of a man who calculates the cost of every sentry destroyed with this sensible, side-mounted graphite writing implement. It pairs perfectly with a pair of sturdy black goggles to ensure your blueprints are always precise and your vision stays clear. The look is completed by a constant, swirling flurry of greenbacks, ensuring everyone knows your time—and your engineering—is worth top dollar.