Disco Beat Down Bread Heads

Nothing says "I have excellent taste in carbohydrates" like wearing a sentient, toothy loaf of sourdough as a hat. This questionable snack features a browning crust, moldy green patches, and enough jagged teeth to make your enemies lose their appetite. The Disco Beat Down effect pulses beneath the bread, surrounding your head in a rhythmic, purple-hued light show. It’s the perfect accessory for those who want their fashion sense to be as loud as their yeast infections.