Disco Beat Down Horrific Headsplitter

This rustic meat cleaver comes conveniently pre-embedded in your skull, ensuring you’re always the sharpest person in the room. It features a weathered wooden handle and a blade stained with a fresh, permanent splash of blood. The look is finished with a pulsating "Disco Beat Down" effect, casting a rhythmic, neon-purple haze that ensures your impending doom is impossible to miss on the dance floor.