Drunkard Cattleman's Kettle

Trade your hard hat for this rustic, wide-brimmed metal helmet that looks suspiciously like a repurposed kitchen accessory. It features a rugged, weathered finish perfect for surviving the frontier—or a particularly rowdy bar fight. Complete the look with the included impeccably groomed handlebar mustache and chin beard combo. It's the ideal choice for any engineer who wants to look like a dignified pioneer while tinkering with sentries.