Green Black Hole Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Nothing says "I’m prepared for an expedition into the deepest unknown" quite like a classic tan pith helmet equipped with rugged field goggles and a jaunty radio antenna. This particular specimen has been caught in the gravitational pull of a Green Black Hole, swirling with an eerie, verdant distortion that makes your head the center of a very stylish galactic anomaly. It is the perfect accessory for the explorer who wants to document wildlife while simultaneously bending the laws of physics.