Green Confetti Killer Exclusive

Channel your inner hard-boiled investigative journalist with this classic tan fedora, complete with an authentic "PRESS" badge tucked into the black hatband. This dapper headpiece is perpetually surrounded by a flurry of shimmering green confetti, ensuring you look like a one-man parade even while chasing the scoop of the century. It’s the perfect accessory for breaking news—or just breaking a few kneecaps.