Haunting Haze Globetrotter

This wide-brimmed hat features a whimsical glass dome housing a miniature, dusty ranch scene complete with a barn and a lonely cow. The entire diorama is swaddled in a perpetual, eerie purple mist that suggests your personal farm might be haunted by the ghosts of bad harvests past. It is the perfect choice for the mercenary who wants to carry the weight of a settlement on their head without the pesky responsibility of actually managing livestock.