Knifestorm Professor's Peculiarity

This distinguished eyewear grants you the sophisticated, intellectual look of a man who definitely didn't steal his research from a rival lab. The accompanying Knifestorm effect adds a dramatic, swirling aura of airborne cutlery that suggests your lecture might be interrupted by a very sharp intervention. It’s the perfect accessory for those who like their academia served with a side of imminent, localized hazard.