Massed Flies Brim-Full of Bullets

This rugged, dark-brown brimmed hat features a practical bandolier of ammunition strapped directly to the crown, ensuring you're never caught short during a long stakeout. The ensemble is rounded out by an unmistakable, swarming cloud of flies that persistently orbits the brim. It is the perfect accessory for the outdoorsman who values both ballistics and a naturally occurring, pungent personal space barrier.