Massed Flies Fed-Fightin' Fedora

A classic tan fedora that has clearly seen better days, now serving as a permanent residence for a persistent swarm of buzzing flies. The hat features a dark brown band and a collection of well-worn bullet holes, ensuring you look like a seasoned noir detective who has spent too much time in a dumpster. It's the perfect accessory for the Scout who wants to be noticed—by smell alone.