Massed Flies Sammy Cap

Take the "dinner on the go" concept to a literal level with this dangling deli delight suspended from a rustic wooden crane. It features a fresh, olive-topped sandwich that stays perfectly out of reach of your hungry face, no matter how hard you try to bite it. To ensure everyone knows exactly how long this meal has been hanging around, the item is perpetually surrounded by a buzzing cloud of Massed Flies. It’s the perfect accessory for the mercenary who wants to stay perpetually snack-adjacent while signaling a distinct lack of personal hygiene.