Massed Flies Telefragger Toque

This cozy, team-colored beanie comes topped with a miniature teleporter exit, ensuring you stay fashionable even when you’re literally losing your head. The hat is permanently surrounded by a persistent, buzzing cloud of flies that will make you the life—or the stink—of any party. It’s the perfect accessory for engineers who want to let everyone know exactly how many failures it took to get the teleporter placement just right.