Mirthful Mistletoe Wing Mann

Nothing says holiday cheer quite like wearing a roasted, golden-brown chicken on your head. This festive poultry hat is accented with a sprig of mistletoe and a bright blue bow for that classic seasonal flair. The entire ensemble is encased in a persistent, soft green glow, ensuring you'll be the center of attention—or at least the most confusing snack—on the battlefield.