Molten Mallard Respectless Rubber Glove

This classic, utilitarian rubber glove sits atop your head with all the grace of a kitchen accident. It features a jaunty, slightly scorched aesthetic that suggests you might have been doing the dishes in a blast furnace. The ensemble is capped off by the Molten Mallard effect, which surrounds you with a ghostly, glowing duck and a steady plume of wispy smoke. It is the perfect choice for the fashionable mercenary who believes that headwear should be both highly flammable and vaguely aquatic.