Neutron Star Slo-Poke

This wide-brimmed, brown felt hat comes fully equipped with a sturdy leather band, a jaunty feather, and a pair of shotgun shells just in case you need to reload your accessories. It is crowned by the elusive Neutron Star unusual effect, which surrounds your head in a swirling, hypnotic mist of cosmic purple energy. You’ll look sharp enough to catch an eye, but just slow enough to enjoy the view.