Orbiting Planets Beanie the All-Gnawing

This sinister purple beanie features a jagged stitched seam and a set of menacing, toothy fangs that suggest it might be hungry for more than just head warmth. Its button-styled eyes glow with a sickly green energy, perfectly complemented by the miniature planets circling your cranium. It’s the ideal accessory for those who want their fashion statement to double as a terrifying, celestial-themed predator.