Orbiting Planets Bonk Leadwear

This rugged headgear features a pair of oversized, vibrant yellow Bonk! Atomic Punch batteries mounted directly to the sides of a red industrial cap. A dangling orange cable adds a touch of "spontaneous engineering" to your silhouette. The entire apparatus is perpetually orbited by a miniature, celestial system of planetary spheres, proving that you really are the center of your own universe.