Overclocked Federal Casemaker

A sharp, team-colored fedora that ensures you look like a detective who means business, even if that business is just standing still. It is encircled by an "Overclocked" effect, featuring a constant stream of floating, glitchy golden cubes that suggest your hat might be suffering from a minor digital meltdown. Perfect for those who want their headwear to have both classic style and a touch of systemic instability.