Phosphorous Electric Escorter

Light up your battlefield with this charming, scrap-metal companion featuring a glowing incandescent bulb for a head. It scuttles along with a delightfully clunky aesthetic, wired up with just enough questionable circuitry to suggest it might be a fire hazard. The entire contraption is encased in a vibrant Phosphorous unusual effect, ensuring that even if you can’t think of a bright idea, your head certainly will.