Purple Energy Bread Heads

Why settle for a normal hat when you can wear a sentient, jagged-toothed mutant loaf of sourdough bread? This carbohydrate-heavy headpiece features a crusty brown dome speckled with unidentifiable green growths that look suspiciously alive. To ensure you’re the most radioactive-looking mercenary on the battlefield, the item is surrounded by a vibrant, pulsating purple energy aura. It’s the perfect choice for anyone who wants their head to look like it’s currently undergoing a painful scientific evolution.