Smoking Electric Escorter

Light up the battlefield with this charming, industrial-grade companion featuring a glowing incandescent bulb perched atop a jagged yellow metal frame. It radiates an undeniable aura of mechanical brilliance, now accented by a persistent, ominous cloud of dark gray smoke. It’s the perfect accessory for when you want your head to look like a faulty light fixture that’s just about to call it quits.