Smoking Employee of the Mmmph

This pristine white paper hat features the iconic poultry emblem of a fast-food professional, signaling to everyone that you take your deep-frying very seriously. To top off the look, the hat is permanently wreathed in a thick, dark cloud of circling smoke. It’s the perfect accessory for a Pyro who wants to look like they’ve just clocked out of a particularly chaotic shift at the grease trap.