Smoking Sergeant's Drill Hat

This classic olive-drab campaign hat features a rigid brim and a distinctive silver insignia, perfect for barking orders at anyone within earshot. However, the hat appears to be experiencing a permanent, localized industrial accident, as it is perpetually wreathed in a thick, ominous cloud of dark gray smoke. It’s an ideal accessory for those who want their presence announced by both a booming voice and a literal smog alert.