Strange Orbiting Planets Beanie the All-Gnawing

This purple, toothy beanie features two glowing button eyes and jagged, stitched detailing that suggests it might try to eat your hair if left unattended. It is topped with the Orbiting Planets unusual effect, surrounding your head with a miniature, rotating celestial system. It’s the perfect accessory for those who want their scalp to be both a fashion statement and a gravity-defying cosmic spectacle.