Terror-Watt Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats

This towering stack of metallic top hats is held together by an orange wiring harness and topped with a quaint, non-functional antenna. It is permanently shrouded in the Terror-Watt unusual effect, radiating jagged, neon-green electrical bolts that suggest your head might be a high-voltage hazard. It’s the perfect accessory for the merc who wants to look sophisticated while actively defying the laws of physics and grounding.