The Kritz or Treat Canteen

This festive paper bag is decorated with a charming, hand-drawn jack-o'-lantern face that screams "I definitely didn't steal this from a neighbor." It overflows with a colorful assortment of hard candies and swirl lollipops that look just sweet enough to rot your teeth out. Perfect for those who prefer their combat rations to come with a side of cavity-inducing sugar.