The Ooze Battle Boonie

Keep your dome both sun-safe and suspiciously toxic with this classic medical-grade boonie hat, complete with a prominent white cross and dark ventilation grommets. It is perpetually shrouded in a swirling, radioactive green fog that serves as both a fashion statement and a reliable warning sign for those with weak lungs. Perfect for the field surgeon who wants to ensure their patient's health is the only thing they're worried about—or perhaps the least of their worries.