The Ooze Bonk Leadwear

This custom-rigged cap is reinforced with heavy-duty metal plating and sports two large "Bonk!" labeled batteries strapped to the sides. A trailing power cable hangs down, ready to deliver a jolt of dubious energy to your dome. To top it all off, the hat is permanently engulfed in an ominous, swirling green radioactive mist that ensures you’ll be spotted from across the map.