Time Warp Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

This classic beige pith helmet comes fully equipped for any colonial expedition, featuring a sturdy brown leather band, mounted brass-rimmed goggles, and a sleek communication antenna. The entire apparatus is enveloped in a swirling, kaleidoscopic Time Warp effect that suggests you’ve spent a bit too much time exploring the space-time continuum. It is the perfect accessory for looking rugged while simultaneously bending the laws of physics.